Don't blame me, it's a hardware problem.

Hi guys! Here's what you missed out in my life when I was busy with the evil exams.

1st November 2006 - Death Note.
Death Note is an amazing movie because there wasn't a single moment that I actually felt sleepy while watching it. Well I say this because recently the movies that have been showing in theatres have been disappointingly... well, how do I put this, let's just say that I have been nodding off in them against my will. But on second thoughts it might just have been me insisting on going for movies when I obviously am sleep deprived. But then again I was too for Death Note and I didn't even once yawn during the movie. DUDE that is what I call a captivating plot.

Well movies have a great impact on me because sobs sobs, I'm so sentimental. :( (Even now I still cry when I watch Spider-Man 2, and it's not because of the Chinese woman's singing) I found Initial D so good that I watched it thrice. And bought the VCD. Which will probably be upgraded to a DVD. And NO, I assure you it's NOT BECAUSE OF JAY CHOU!!! (okay maybe like 98% of it is, but I'm not that superficial okay, there're other factors too. Like say Edison Chen and oh, Shawn Yue. See.) No but seriously, Jay Chou is losing his thing. Have you seen how he looks like in his newest movie "The curse of the Golden Flower?" (DUDE JUST LEAVE THE FRINGE ALONE!! LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!) or maybe people in olden days didn't have fringes. But if you catch no ball go check it out okay? :)

Ah back to Death Note, it's a cool movie. It's cool really, because it has a part II, and usually movies with part IIs are cool. Think Matrix, The Grudge and check this out -- Pirates of the Caribbean! Whoohoo welcome to the league.

Honestly when I first read the synopsis for the movie I actually didn't see anything wrong with the protagonist Light going around killing criminals. Now I'm terrified(! pertrified! stupefied!) by the thought of what would have happened if the Death Note(book) actually ended up with me. Of course I'm no genius like Light and L, and I probably wouldn't even think about the greater good of Mankind, and start killing people that I don't like. Wahahha. POWER SUPREME here I come!!! Think of all the things I could do! (Or rather all the people I can rid the world of)

1) I could kill the next person I see on television trying to advertise for slimming products with gaudy advertising methods.
2) I could kill the dog that constantly leaves poo mines around on the corridor.
3) Best of all, I could kill the irritating eyebrow-trimming-yellow-skinsuit-Singapore-Idol-reject who has attacked me twice in Orchard Road, offering to trim my eyebrows therefore insinuating that I have ugly brows, (which I do by the way) and get rid of him once and for all! MUAHAHAH.

No I was just kidding when I said all of that. Firstly, I do not have the Death Note(book) with me. Although I might actually be retarded enough to create my own, but that's just me and my mundane retard antics. Secondly I'm a advert-cum-dog-cum-man lover, and therefore wouldn't dream of doing a thing to them. Ha, but I may kill women to increase the man:woman ratio. (more men more men!) Nah just kidding, I love women too. Oops did I really just say that. Oh whatever. Thirdly, L from the movie is too hot for words. Okay that brings us back to why Death Note is a good movie to catch.

Oh and Exiled is a good movie too because FRANCIS NG is in it! DUDE. WHOO. Sizzling hot. You know all these years I've been having this major crush on Francis Ng but haven't told anybody until recently partly because I know that their first reaction's gonna be "OH that man who ALWAYS acts in PSYCHOTIC ROLES?" and a part of me will grudgingly admit "Yeeeeess... he alwaaaays acts in psychotiiiic roooles" but SO WHAT?! He's charismatic and good looking and I SO LOVE HIM! XD (ah. that finally off my chest.) Yes, in Exiled he was exceptionally hot. Drools. And besides hot eyecandy there's sex and violence too. That's what I call a good movie. Ahhaha no it's actually about friendship (plus the sex and the violence) and I found it touching so I cried.



okay and I'm getting bored. Stay tuned though to my upcoming series! - People in my Life.

My Mind's a Whirlwind.

The dashboard tells me that the last time I'd updated was on the 19th of September. It feels like such a long time ago now. Hello everybody, it's been a while hasn't it?

I've been having bouts of melancholia and diarrhoea. No, and it isn't because of the diarrhoea that I've been feeling melancholy. The diarrhoea made me feel terrible and the melancholia made me feel... well, melancholy. :(

I'm stumped as to why I've been feeling this way of late. It could be because

1) it's nearing That Time of The Month
Which I think is highly likely considering that I haven't had my period in about 2 months. Gasp, now you know I'm irregular, and that I lose the delicate balance that exists among the moods. But it's not that I like it. I'm irritated that I can be ridiculously happy one moment, and get upset the next at the slightest nuance, like when Phillip speaks too loudly, or when Bessie asks me whether I'd like a Kinder Bueno. EVERYTHING SIMPLY JARS ON MY NERVES.

2) a large majority of my friends have finished their papers, leaving me to wallow in the misery from waiting for that darned last paper on friday.
And it really does not help that one of them keeps messaging me about her After-Exams Plans, asking me if I'd like to learn yoga, or jazz dance, or whether I've got any job offers to recommend her, or that she's really bored right now, even when I've made it very clear that HEY, I'VE STILL GOT ONE BLOODY PAPER LEFT (SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE TO SUFFOCATE AND DIE AMONG MY BOOKS). Nah I didn't say that but I did tell her that I really have to study for this last paper. (Read: So can we leave your plans till the end of my exam?) And the next thing she messages me about is that she saw her eyecandy. Talk about being insensitive. YEA SO WHAT IF I'M EXHIBITING "SOUR GRAPES" BEHAVIOUR?! Like seriously, I'm just not in the mood to think about taking up jazz. Or yoga. Or whatever. (Okay my parents are irritating me just by sitting there laughing. Shoot I should just move out or something.)

3) I have a very strong feeling that I'm going to flunk the exams.
I know what you're going to say. "Things won't turn out to be as bad as they seem." Hey that's like my line so go get your own line. Who am I trying to kid? Like what, I've got powers to predict the future and I see you in smiles after getting your result slip so I can actually tell you that things won't turn out to be as bad as they seem? Nah, get real. Things are as bad as they seem, and I don't see me getting into a University of my choice, or any University at all.

Okay I can't continue because I'm feeling really lousy right now. And it doesn't help that if I sit and cry in front of the computer Bessie's going to call me a psycho for sure. I hate it that I can't even cry in peace. Like hell, do your parents knock on the door when it's locked and demand to know what's happening even after you've told them to fucking leave you alone and when you ignore them they actually get angry? Why, not that I'm crying now I only cry on special occasions (dang I can never spell that word)

Okay on second thoughts I'm feeling a little better now and not as lousy as before so I think I'll just hang around. I think I shall play Phillip's XBox late into the night tonight. And oh man I can so so predict the two of them waking up and asking me to go and sleep. Damn. You know there's currently so much angry energy that Misery is creating in me that I think I've really become psychotic. I shall get a tattoo. Or a piercing. Or maybe I'll just content myself with killing people in the TV screen.
Help! I need help!

This isn't really me. You know it don't you.
I should be a hermit.

Lowlife

Nah, whizteen shall die because that's not really what I want to become.

Dreams make people larger than life, and my dreams keep me going.

You can always count on them to keep you moving forward when the sheer weight from your notes and textbooks threaten to crush your sanity. Without your sanity you have no direction, you are studying without a purpose. Without sanity you easily lose sight of your goal. Without sanity you'll just want to wither up and cry in a corner. Dreams pull you back from THE ABYSS THAT IS when you lose your sanity.

I appreciate it.

Dearest 9P, you make me complete. I don't think we are something other people can undersand. Recent events have made me feel this even more so.
You are my solace. You are my haven.
I know this sounds exaggerated, but yep. You deserve high praise.

Chronicles of the Potential I.T. Whizteen - The Fall.

So I've been told that my link doesn't work. I DON'T GET IT! (Potential I.T. Whizteen pulls at hair in anger) It's outrageous. It's my first link and it doesn't work! gah. But as the saying goes, "if at first you don't succeed, always get up and try again (always get up and try again, try again. Aaliyah anyone?)" And so I will. The Potential I.T. Whizteen will not succumb to one tiny little glitch that is obstructing people out there to gain access to this cute little website with guaranteed endless fun! I will bring fun to the people! Move pointer over here and click for some fun.
Ha there you go!

Okay now if you are wondering why I'm wasting my time doing such stuff when I am supposed to be studying in the library, I can't help it. Honestly I can't. I must jump at every opportune moment that allows me to hone my I.T. Skills in order to become a real I.T. Whizteen. And this IS an opportune moment because the computer laboratory is virtually empty (hahaha geddit?) with only one irritating nerd sitting at the farthest corner away from me. He probably thinks I'm an irritating obnoxious nerd typing away with all her might to produce the loudest noise possible one can ever possibly produce with a keyboard. Ha! SO I AM! Sue me! Wheee. I love making fun of stranger nerds. No I mean I love making fun of nerds I do not personally know i.e. nerds who are strangers to me? Like stranger nerds? Wahahha. But hey don't get me wrong, some nerds I know are pretty cool. (How's that for an argument with both sides of the picture? For balance eh?) Okay so said nerd had just tried to attack me with pressing down hard on the keyboard like six times in succession. To which I shall retaliate with pressing down hard on the spacebar like eight times in succession. HA TAKE THAT YOU NERD! You can never beat me at making noise with a keyboard ha.

And so the Potential I.T. Whizteen (hereby known as PIW) had triumphed once again over the nerd (hey stop peeking over here nerd or I'll gorge your eyes out with a thumbdrive) who stands in her way to becoming a Real I.T. Whizteen. Whoohoo.

To all those taking their Advanced Levels Examinations, GO STUDY and stop surfing la.

Doesn't Sound Quite Right Now, Does It?

I am extremely apologetic for having neglected this blog and all the other blogs out there in the blogosphere which I used to visit.
It has been A Stupendously Long Time now hasn't it.
In said period of time I had been disowned by Bessie not once, mind you, but twice, embarked on a campaign in collaboration with Carolyn to pester Phillip and Bessie for a dog (would you sign a petition if I gave you one, indicating that you'd like the children of the Tan Family to get the dog that they'd always wanted?), been studying really hard (hey I can type with crossed fingers!), and on top of all that been constantly exposed to poetry that is either very rubbishy, or very beyond me to the extent that it appears very rubbishy. You cannot imagine my agony, dear people who do not study the book by a certain Mr Boey. Or maybe they poems are way beyond me. Or maybe I'm drifting about like an empty shell. Or maybe I just need to embark on a pilgrimage, like a certain Mr Boey.
It's been such a Stupendously Long Time since I'd been blogging it seems like I'd almost forgotten how to. Oh and by the way I've been trying to figure this out---> Put pointer here and click. It's an uber cool site and the graphics are all so cute. OH! I'VE FINALLY INCLUDED A HYPERLINK IN AN ENTRY FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE!!! HUZZAH!! WATCH OUT FOR THE UPCOMING I.T. GENIUS IN THE MAKING!
I've been reduced to updating in school again. I try not to feel sorry for myself, but the three irritating people sitting across me are annoying. One's humming "Tong Hua" (OVERRATED! OVERRATED! OVERRATED!) on repeat, one's asking the meaning of prawning, and the other, oh well the other one's just typing too loudly. Let me see if the sound of ME typing on the keyboard can drown all of them out. Damn nerds. Oh well I shall just leave them to their world and move to the library. Watch out nerds if I see the three of you again I'm gonna sock you with my schoolbag.
Ha but before that I'd like to announce: On Hiatus until the next time I have the time to update. Like duh. Okay but I found that fun.

Bet You Thought it was the End of Me.

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