Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Chronicles of the Potential I.T. Whizteen - The Fall.

So I've been told that my link doesn't work. I DON'T GET IT! (Potential I.T. Whizteen pulls at hair in anger) It's outrageous. It's my first link and it doesn't work! gah. But as the saying goes, "if at first you don't succeed, always get up and try again (always get up and try again, try again. Aaliyah anyone?)" And so I will. The Potential I.T. Whizteen will not succumb to one tiny little glitch that is obstructing people out there to gain access to this cute little website with guaranteed endless fun! I will bring fun to the people! Move pointer over here and click for some fun.
Ha there you go!

Okay now if you are wondering why I'm wasting my time doing such stuff when I am supposed to be studying in the library, I can't help it. Honestly I can't. I must jump at every opportune moment that allows me to hone my I.T. Skills in order to become a real I.T. Whizteen. And this IS an opportune moment because the computer laboratory is virtually empty (hahaha geddit?) with only one irritating nerd sitting at the farthest corner away from me. He probably thinks I'm an irritating obnoxious nerd typing away with all her might to produce the loudest noise possible one can ever possibly produce with a keyboard. Ha! SO I AM! Sue me! Wheee. I love making fun of stranger nerds. No I mean I love making fun of nerds I do not personally know i.e. nerds who are strangers to me? Like stranger nerds? Wahahha. But hey don't get me wrong, some nerds I know are pretty cool. (How's that for an argument with both sides of the picture? For balance eh?) Okay so said nerd had just tried to attack me with pressing down hard on the keyboard like six times in succession. To which I shall retaliate with pressing down hard on the spacebar like eight times in succession. HA TAKE THAT YOU NERD! You can never beat me at making noise with a keyboard ha.

And so the Potential I.T. Whizteen (hereby known as PIW) had triumphed once again over the nerd (hey stop peeking over here nerd or I'll gorge your eyes out with a thumbdrive) who stands in her way to becoming a Real I.T. Whizteen. Whoohoo.

To all those taking their Advanced Levels Examinations, GO STUDY and stop surfing la.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Doesn't Sound Quite Right Now, Does It?

I am extremely apologetic for having neglected this blog and all the other blogs out there in the blogosphere which I used to visit.
It has been A Stupendously Long Time now hasn't it.
In said period of time I had been disowned by Bessie not once, mind you, but twice, embarked on a campaign in collaboration with Carolyn to pester Phillip and Bessie for a dog (would you sign a petition if I gave you one, indicating that you'd like the children of the Tan Family to get the dog that they'd always wanted?), been studying really hard (hey I can type with crossed fingers!), and on top of all that been constantly exposed to poetry that is either very rubbishy, or very beyond me to the extent that it appears very rubbishy. You cannot imagine my agony, dear people who do not study the book by a certain Mr Boey. Or maybe they poems are way beyond me. Or maybe I'm drifting about like an empty shell. Or maybe I just need to embark on a pilgrimage, like a certain Mr Boey.
It's been such a Stupendously Long Time since I'd been blogging it seems like I'd almost forgotten how to. Oh and by the way I've been trying to figure this out---> Put pointer here and click. It's an uber cool site and the graphics are all so cute. OH! I'VE FINALLY INCLUDED A HYPERLINK IN AN ENTRY FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE!!! HUZZAH!! WATCH OUT FOR THE UPCOMING I.T. GENIUS IN THE MAKING!
I've been reduced to updating in school again. I try not to feel sorry for myself, but the three irritating people sitting across me are annoying. One's humming "Tong Hua" (OVERRATED! OVERRATED! OVERRATED!) on repeat, one's asking the meaning of prawning, and the other, oh well the other one's just typing too loudly. Let me see if the sound of ME typing on the keyboard can drown all of them out. Damn nerds. Oh well I shall just leave them to their world and move to the library. Watch out nerds if I see the three of you again I'm gonna sock you with my schoolbag.
Ha but before that I'd like to announce: On Hiatus until the next time I have the time to update. Like duh. Okay but I found that fun.