Sunday, September 28, 2008

Don't Stop Us Now.

Obsession;
if not now, then when?



On an entirely different note, I know it's annoying when people keep telling you how to live your life. When people start doing that, there're three ways of dealing with it. The first way is to comply. By listening to them because you know that fighting it will probably only make matters worse, and it probably is for your own good anyway (as they always like to say). The second way is to estrange yourself from those annoying people (and hopefully they'll just go away like the random beetle that flies into your house). But these people have a nasty habit of reappearing, always. (Not unlike the random beetle.) The last way, is to be a rebel, and do what rebels do best; rebel. Fight those annoying people till your last breath, and refuse to live the way they want you to live your life. Well afterall it's your own life, and you can bear any consequences that accompanies it right right? Rebellion is probably only for the very childish, or for the very mature. People who are in between probably can't afford it.

And on an entirely different note again, Assenav hasn't been doing a good job of keeping this blog going huh has she? Annoying brat.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Alien Abduction

No, I wish it were true, but no, too bad, Vanessa hasn't been abducted by aliens. Neither has she vanished from the face of Earth. I know some of you out there secretly wish her dead, and I hate to be the bearer of bad news BUT, she's still around, has always been, and she's irritating the hell out of me la. Dang.

In case you're wondering who I am, I am Assenav, the twin sister Vanessa never ever told you about. In fact I think none of her friends know of my existence. None. Shows how highly she thinks of me right. Well I guess I can't blame her for that, (in Vanessa's irritating voice) "who in the right mind would want the world to know of the existence of a twin sister who perpetually plots the death of random people?" That's what she always tells me when I ask her to introduce me to her friends. Well in my defence it's not that I do it for no reason, but random people really get on my nerves sometimes URGH. But hey! I do have love for humanity alright, and that applies to humans I know personally. (Which totals up to, 5?) I have a higher tolerance for them, but I never know when I'll snap lor.

Nowadays it's Vanessa who's getting on my nerves. She's really happy, prancing around the house, laughing at the littlest thing that isn't even funny. She says this is what sweet sunshiney love feels like, but I say she's gone mad. Mad I tell you. Straight out of the madhouse. When she's happy she's very happy. I pushed her into the river the other day and she didn't even mind. Crazy not? Usually she'd try to pull me in, but that day she just followed the currents and swam downriver. But then sometimes she wears this ridiculously forlorn look, and keeps her phone near her all the time, like as if the boyfriend would randomly pop out from the screen or something. That airhead.

I know, the worst thing is that she actually got me to keep the blog going for her la! I always do her sai gang for her. But there's nothing I can do about it because she's my twin sister afterall. And as much as I like to plot random people's deaths, I still have love for humankind. But at least now you guys know of my existence. There'll be more of me to come- my stupid sister is busy with her boyfriend.