The End of All Things Big
The Start of All Things Bigger
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Does My Brain Still Belong to Me?
Time to time I'm reminded of how we're like two patches of fabric on a piece of patchwork. We change steps at the same time, open our mouths to speak the same instance, start humming the same song at once, (are both intensely in love with Jay Chou... not. XD) exclaim in the same fashion together at the same moment etc etc etc.
(Maybe by some bizarre twist of fate assenav isn't my twin, and instead, ahmoon is! Gasp! The horror, the horror! But incest can be kinky until you get serious and talk about giving birth to offspring-- inbred kids are so unkinky.)
Nah. How can ahmoon possibly be my twin. I think he's secretly a mind reader, and he reads my mind and copies my actions to make me think "Ah, we seem to read each other's mind, this must be what they call divine fate! He must be my destiny!" *Swoons*
No silly, I don't really think all that when we happen to mirror each other, I just laugh and silently think "haha we're cute like that." And those are nice moments. (:
(Maybe by some bizarre twist of fate assenav isn't my twin, and instead, ahmoon is! Gasp! The horror, the horror! But incest can be kinky until you get serious and talk about giving birth to offspring-- inbred kids are so unkinky.)
Nah. How can ahmoon possibly be my twin. I think he's secretly a mind reader, and he reads my mind and copies my actions to make me think "Ah, we seem to read each other's mind, this must be what they call divine fate! He must be my destiny!" *Swoons*
No silly, I don't really think all that when we happen to mirror each other, I just laugh and silently think "haha we're cute like that." And those are nice moments. (:
Friday, October 10, 2008
The Superhero Chronicles
I ought to have done this much sooner, but I didn't want to come across as sappy and mushy, but on second thoughts if you are my friend you will NEVER say I'm sappy or mushy or both. NEVER. EVER.
So there's this little story that i'm going to tell, to anybody who has any query as to how Spongemo (I Clean up Aftermath!) came to know Momo (The Amazing Dancing Bear (don't ask me why I don't know either)).
Alright so Spongemo is my superhero identity, and Momo is Raymond's. I dunno why he chose to be an Amazing Dancing Bear, but he has, and i shall not question his choice.
So anyway, i think most people out there are pretty curious as to how I got to know Raymond. (And I recently found out that even he wasn't aware of the full story. I suddenly feel mysterious.) And my evasive answers don't really inform much. Hey, it's not that i want to be evasive, it's just that i'm really shy. And then on a pretty, random day like this i decide to spill it all, including the stupid moments that took place in my youth. And then you all can laugh at me. But i won't mind. I won't. People have been laughing at me ALL MY LIFE UGRGH.
Let's see if my memory fails me. It's a pretty long story so I see the need to section out the parts.
Chapter 1 - It's almost like a life story because it dates way back.
So I used to be a girl guide in secondary school, and being girl guides we liked noisy cheers, playing with fire, cheesy games, scouts, and loud fun, (I seriously think there's no such thing as a quiet girl guide. Guides are all noisy. ALL.) and there's no better place where all the above converged than at campfires. Tadah! I remember loving campfires. They were the highlight of my guiding days. (: So, urm the very first time I saw raymond was at a campfire, I cannot remember which, but happy friend says that it was the queensway/commonwealth secondary one. (I forgot which she said even though she said it only 5 days ago. Yes my memory is THAT bad so you should not trust what you read in this blog.)
So anyway, at that time I was fourteen or fifteen I think, I can't really remember the details. So being the crazy Jielun fangirl I was at that time I naturally noticed this jielun lookalike sitting among the Gan Eng Seng Dragon Scouts. So happpy friend and I gushed about him for awhile during the campfire, and that was about it.
And like all cute guys you see at campfires you forget about them within a few days even with all the gushing back in school. And most importantly you never expect to see them again.
So when I saw this jielun lookalike the second time at another random campfire of course there was another mini commotion among 7 guides about this guy who looked like jielun. HAHA. Silly girls. (I know, what are the odds that there were 7 girls from the same class in girl guides right. Naturally we bonded.) =D So anyway, this jielun guy, for the second time! But still, coincidence; the west cluster schools only had that many troops what. So although what took place next appears to be a blurry smudge in my memory, i'm pretty sure the commotion lasted a little longer back in school this time. But of course this jielun lookalike was still all but a pretty stranger, a brief encounter, definitely not as forgettable as the last time, but still forgettable.
And then came the third time, which was the most vivid memory. Because I can still remember that it was held at RI, and that happy friend called dg on her phone to say that the jielun lookalike was standing on some balcony looking at the sky. And of course during the campfire I kept noticing that he was looking very disinterested. Of course anyone would be disinterested when all the RI scouts had for fire was an image on the screen, and all three performing girlguide troops had to dance to the same Jolin song. That was the worst campfire ever.
And then being the very stupid young girl I was, and the very good friends that my friends otaku and tofu are, we stalked him. YES RAYMOND I STALKED YOU FROM RI TO THE MRT STATION AND ALMOST INTO THE TRAIN, WE WERE RIGHT BEHIND YOU ALL THE WAY AND YOU DIDN'T NOTICE. (Now that you know, does that freak you out a little? You were right in calling me a stalker. -.-) Hurhur. But it also kind of happened by chance la. Cause the three of us decided to explore the RI building, and we were walking all around the school. And it just so happened that the GESS troop was still around when we'd finished exploring. So we stalked them. MAN I sound like a total loser can, fine, laugh all you want, I don't regret doing it. Not at all. Even if it sounds stupid. But hello that was age FIFTEEN can URGH. And it was the first and last time I ever stalked anyone. I swear. Cross my heart.
And after that I decided that I would like to get to know this person who looks so sad. (Now I know he looks sad because that's just the way he looks.)
And so one fine day I spoke to my cousin who was studying in GESS when we met.
"So, do you know any scout who looks like Jay Chou in your school?"
He took a while to register what I was saying.
"Mm, I think I know who you're talking about."
"Oh haha, urm, can I have his number?"
"Oh, urm I don't know him personally, but I have a friend who's a scout."
And so he gave me Boon Peng's number. (Nope, Boon Peng is not Raymond's chinese name.)
So who's this Boon Peng person you may wonder.
But I am going off to bed because I am sleepy. And I will continue the next time if I feel like it. Sheesh I am so annoying and I am finding it ridiculous that I used to be a one-time stalker.
So there's this little story that i'm going to tell, to anybody who has any query as to how Spongemo (I Clean up Aftermath!) came to know Momo (The Amazing Dancing Bear (don't ask me why I don't know either)).
Alright so Spongemo is my superhero identity, and Momo is Raymond's. I dunno why he chose to be an Amazing Dancing Bear, but he has, and i shall not question his choice.
So anyway, i think most people out there are pretty curious as to how I got to know Raymond. (And I recently found out that even he wasn't aware of the full story. I suddenly feel mysterious.) And my evasive answers don't really inform much. Hey, it's not that i want to be evasive, it's just that i'm really shy. And then on a pretty, random day like this i decide to spill it all, including the stupid moments that took place in my youth. And then you all can laugh at me. But i won't mind. I won't. People have been laughing at me ALL MY LIFE UGRGH.
Let's see if my memory fails me. It's a pretty long story so I see the need to section out the parts.
Chapter 1 - It's almost like a life story because it dates way back.
So I used to be a girl guide in secondary school, and being girl guides we liked noisy cheers, playing with fire, cheesy games, scouts, and loud fun, (I seriously think there's no such thing as a quiet girl guide. Guides are all noisy. ALL.) and there's no better place where all the above converged than at campfires. Tadah! I remember loving campfires. They were the highlight of my guiding days. (: So, urm the very first time I saw raymond was at a campfire, I cannot remember which, but happy friend says that it was the queensway/commonwealth secondary one. (I forgot which she said even though she said it only 5 days ago. Yes my memory is THAT bad so you should not trust what you read in this blog.)
So anyway, at that time I was fourteen or fifteen I think, I can't really remember the details. So being the crazy Jielun fangirl I was at that time I naturally noticed this jielun lookalike sitting among the Gan Eng Seng Dragon Scouts. So happpy friend and I gushed about him for awhile during the campfire, and that was about it.
And like all cute guys you see at campfires you forget about them within a few days even with all the gushing back in school. And most importantly you never expect to see them again.
So when I saw this jielun lookalike the second time at another random campfire of course there was another mini commotion among 7 guides about this guy who looked like jielun. HAHA. Silly girls. (I know, what are the odds that there were 7 girls from the same class in girl guides right. Naturally we bonded.) =D So anyway, this jielun guy, for the second time! But still, coincidence; the west cluster schools only had that many troops what. So although what took place next appears to be a blurry smudge in my memory, i'm pretty sure the commotion lasted a little longer back in school this time. But of course this jielun lookalike was still all but a pretty stranger, a brief encounter, definitely not as forgettable as the last time, but still forgettable.
And then came the third time, which was the most vivid memory. Because I can still remember that it was held at RI, and that happy friend called dg on her phone to say that the jielun lookalike was standing on some balcony looking at the sky. And of course during the campfire I kept noticing that he was looking very disinterested. Of course anyone would be disinterested when all the RI scouts had for fire was an image on the screen, and all three performing girlguide troops had to dance to the same Jolin song. That was the worst campfire ever.
And then being the very stupid young girl I was, and the very good friends that my friends otaku and tofu are, we stalked him. YES RAYMOND I STALKED YOU FROM RI TO THE MRT STATION AND ALMOST INTO THE TRAIN, WE WERE RIGHT BEHIND YOU ALL THE WAY AND YOU DIDN'T NOTICE. (Now that you know, does that freak you out a little? You were right in calling me a stalker. -.-) Hurhur. But it also kind of happened by chance la. Cause the three of us decided to explore the RI building, and we were walking all around the school. And it just so happened that the GESS troop was still around when we'd finished exploring. So we stalked them. MAN I sound like a total loser can, fine, laugh all you want, I don't regret doing it. Not at all. Even if it sounds stupid. But hello that was age FIFTEEN can URGH. And it was the first and last time I ever stalked anyone. I swear. Cross my heart.
And after that I decided that I would like to get to know this person who looks so sad. (Now I know he looks sad because that's just the way he looks.)
And so one fine day I spoke to my cousin who was studying in GESS when we met.
"So, do you know any scout who looks like Jay Chou in your school?"
He took a while to register what I was saying.
"Mm, I think I know who you're talking about."
"Oh haha, urm, can I have his number?"
"Oh, urm I don't know him personally, but I have a friend who's a scout."
And so he gave me Boon Peng's number. (Nope, Boon Peng is not Raymond's chinese name.)
So who's this Boon Peng person you may wonder.
But I am going off to bed because I am sleepy. And I will continue the next time if I feel like it. Sheesh I am so annoying and I am finding it ridiculous that I used to be a one-time stalker.
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