Things Happen

It's been a relatively good weekend. Jay Chou has a common look i've come to realise. Or maybe it's because people everywhere are imitating him. Oh no. But anyway, at the Bukit Timah Market i saw this Jay Chou lookalike stall assistant and i so wanted to just walk over and accost him but i thought the better of it and controlled myself. But he's like so adorable i think i'll go there for lunch everyday now but hey i just remembered i've got school so i guess dinner will be fine too. Yes. Imagine him serving me food. wow wee. I've gotten myself a cooked food stall assistant as eye candy god knows what'll happen if i marry him. I think my mom won't actually approve of the marriage but heck i'm not going to bother myself over what my mom thinks. I shall just go ahead and marry him. i can actually picture myself working my ass off at the food stall alongside him. Good God, i just realised i don't even know his name, but who knows i might just find that out one day when i plant myself at the table in front of his stall every night. There's no way he won't take notice of me like that i'm sure. Okay, next.
Damned viruses are eating away at my files even as i type this entry. Shit. I'm like fighting a losing battle against these shit viruses. Heck I didn't even provoke them and here they are feasting on my documents. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU POOHEAD VIRUSES! I should like get an exorcist to exorcise the viruses from my computer forever. Damn.
Shit I irritate myself sometimes.

Introducing Dusty, the Dust Bunny

Dusty used to be confined to my room only. Now he's all over the house. Dusty's my pet dust bunny. Dusty has the characteristics of an amoeba. He doesn't have to make love in order to reproduce. Instead, he splits his cells and *ta-da, another dust bunny is formed. And we all know the wonderful ability and alarming speed at which normal bunnies can reproduce at, and Dusty, being a dust bunny, which is a bunny afterall, does possess these abilities. So nowadays i see these Dusty-looking dust bunnies e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e. And i call out "DUSTY!" and they all rush towards me. They all seem to think that they're Dusty. But it's true, they're dusty, cause they're Dust Bunnies! Geddit? Okay i know i know.

Perhaps this is the reason why I got Gotcha-ed by the real Gotcha crew. You only know you're on Gotcha when the crew come up to you and say "Look at that camera over there!" and you turn to look at all you see is your reflection staring dumbly back at you and you realise that, hey! so that wasn't a one-way mirror after all! It is a two-way mirror!! There's a CAMERA hiding behind THAT mirror. DAMN.
Aha. actually no, you know you're on Gotcha when you're required to do something stupid and you ask yourself "am i on Gotcha?" but you still go ahead and do it anyway in hope of getting that FIFTY DOLLAR HMV VOUCHER and all you're offered at the end of being stupid on national TV is a Blood Red Umbrella which has the words "Catch Gotcha on Channel 5, Thursdays, 8pm" whereby if you carried this umbrella out on the streets it'd be screaming "HEY LOOK AT ME! I WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO BE FEATURED ON GOTCHA!!!" in bright Blood Red.

I'm a Walking Case of Influenza.

I'm down with the Real Influenza. You only know you're down with the Real Influenza when your doctor tells you " You've got the Real Influenza." Okay not really actually. My doctor told me "You've got the flu which the government has informed people to get the vaccine against, which in your case is too late." Talk about being subtle. My lovely doctor then took my temperature and went "Oh dear this is not good." Like, hello, thank you so very much but, I'm like still alive and kicking, don't make me sound like I won't make it out of your office!
But I've got like, two days MC until tuesday with which i can spend sleeping at home till my brain turns to mush. But hey don't get me wrong, i don't feel good having to swallow all those disgusting pills.

And so i was thinking. And i decided that i should be warning you people. Go get the Flu Vaccine. It's NOT NICE having the Real Influenza. My phlegm's like dirty green in colour, which is coincidentally Tofu's favourite colour. Also, the texture kinda resembles that of an oil painting. (how do i know? guess what? I've touched it! haha! been there done that!) so each time i spit i'm reminded of Tofu. And that kinda cheers me up a little.

Religious Science VS Scientific Religion.

Have you ever read Angels and Demons by Dan Brown? You know how Brown claims that religion and science can never go together? Well I've been thinking about it and perhaps it's true.
Now Christianism proposes that there is a God above us who put Man on this Earth which He created. Science proposes that Man evolved from Apes. And from the Bible we know that the first humans God put on Earth were Adam and Eve, not some hairy apes, unless Humans at that time really did look like apes which means that the illustrations in the Bible Storybook sitting in my bookcase are very wrong. Wherever did cavemen spring up from? So is it right to say that cavemen belong to Science, and do not exist in the world of Religion?
How about dinosaurs? The Bible never spoke of dinosaurs. But we know that dinosaurs existed right? or did God kill the dinosaurs so that Man could come to Earth? But God created Earth! Which means that before the creation of Earth there should not be any mention of living things and Earth. Oh No.

Actually i've been troubled by the issue of religion for the past days. To believe or not to believe that there is a God. Honestly, sometimes i see the faith some people have in their God so intense that it frightens me. It's like the way how people are so easily willing to use God as an explanation for some things they cannot explain. It's all so blurry. I guess Religion is one thing which cannot be proven. I dunno. When i'm ready to believe i will. But i guess this isn't the right time. Yeah, it does feel kinda empty inside when you've got nothing to believe in.

So many things have been happening in the past few days. An old friend of mine from the past came back to haunt me. And that really shook me up. I dunno. Common test was a total disaster and i just fell in love with Jay Chou all over again. My phone gave up on me and i attempted to pack my room. But all in all i'm still as aimless as can be.